The Exam Monsters...
The 10
People you Encounter during Exam Time
Created for Just Eat
You encounter many people during exam time
and it’s easy to let others personalities influence and distract you from
exams/revision. Here are some tips on how to avoid any potential distractions
and deal with those varied personalities...
1. The Worrier
This person may need several showers during
the exam period. The worriers are usually people you will find in puddles of
sweat, be nail biting often and will almost always have an urge to erratically
tap their feet on the floor. Some even have the occasional tear jerking break
downs.
Hiding
Place: Corners, usually located in a
quiet room.
How to
Conquer: Carry some tissues and
Chocolate. Chewing gum will also distract from the tapping.
This person is never fazed by an exam that
could end up deciding their future. Usually these are people who are either
incredibly intelligent or just believe too much in destiny to worry.
Hiding
Place: Relaxed areas, usually
located in a bar or on the sofa.
How to
Conquer: Ignorance is bliss.
3. The SuperHuman
This person will be found extremely chirpy
and rearing to go. They will seem excited at the prospect of an exam and will
appear to have no fear whatsoever! They will usually be the ones asking for
extra exam paper up until the last ten minutes of the test.
Hiding
Place: Camped out waiting for the
start of the exam
How to
Conquer: Feed on the positive energy!
This person will seem to know absolutely
everything about anything and they have no problem telling you all about it.
They ramble on non-stop about everything they’ve deemed to have learned.
Hiding
Place: Group areas
How to
Conquer: Locate to a silent area.
5. The Rule Breaker
Has this person even read the examination
regulations? This person can be found attempting an array of cheats before and
during the exam and will stop at nothing to try and get away with it.
Hiding
Place: Dark Alleys
How to
Conquer: Everyone hates a tattle tale
butttt...
6. The Fake
This person will consistently tell you that
they’ve done no revision and that there is an almost 100% probability that they
will fail, but will come out with amazing results!
Hiding
Place: At home hitting the books
How to
Conquer: Wear some headphones and
focus on one ’s self.
This person will have done no revision and
will seem to have accepted their re-sits fate. They will often be found
sleeping or trying to convince others to join them in social activities.
Hiding
Place: The Pub/in Bed
How to
Conquer: Match them up with a
sibling/friend who likes to party and has no exams.
8. The Ghost
You’ve never seen this person in your
class... ever! But you’ll see them about in the library every now and again and
they will randomly turn up to the exam. Never been to class but will still
usually breeze through.
Hiding
Place: Unknown
How to
Conquer: Accept it and call ghost
busters just in case.
9. The Forgetful
This person will always be asking around
for a pen, a pencil, a ruler, the day, when your exam is, for a copy of your
notes. They seem to have selective amnesia and will forget everything that requires carrying something.
Hiding
Place: Information Desk
How to
Conquer: Always carry a spare
everything.
10. The
Walker
This person seems to love attention. They
will often be late to an exam and will almost always leave early. They can be
seen leaving their revision dramatically to address things of higher powers.
Hiding
Place: They don’t hide
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