Awkward Exits

Kshhh Kshhhhhh I'm breaking up, Hello? Hello?! Life is full of awkward conversations; No matter who you are or how many people you try to avoid you will eventually end up having one. For those of you who don't know the tricks of the trade in getting away from these is that my phone calling conversations, here's some common ones...

1. Say absolutely nothing for a really long time and ignore everything they say.. they will eventually go away.

2. Pretend you have a really important phone call and must go to that person's rescue immediately... alone

3. Randomly say Goodbye and hope they leave

 

4. Start doing the full bladder dance and head off to the toilet for a really, really long time

5. Pretend to suddenly be ill and stress the importance of going home to bed immediately

6. Know the tell tale signs and run away and hide before they talk to you

7. Forget how to talk English... Je ne comprende English, No spreka ze Englais

 

8. Start talking about something really really boring or offputting... the weather's bad again... i really want to lick your face

9. Put some headphones on and pretend they're not talking

10. Tell it as it is... Stop talking about your life!

 

Things Welsh people do when it's Sunny...

 

Well it's supposidly summer and surprise surprise we're welcomed with rain. But not to worry us Welsh will make the most of our occasional sunny days I'm sure. We'll see the re-emergence of skirts and shorts, the constant song of ice cream vans and those all familiar pink tans. We take the weather as it comes here in Wales, but when we do get the occasional good weather, every year we flock to the same places, do the same things and, inevitably, make the same mistakes. After-sun at the ready!

 

1. Whatever the Weather you'll read about it in the paper!

 

2. You'll see people immediately taking clothes off to Tom Jones music.

3. You immediately gather friends, family, people on the streets... anyone who will go to the beach with you!

 

4. And eventually you end up at Barry hunting for a spot...

 

 

 

5. Or you are clever enough to hit a local park

 

 

 

6. In failure to travel you'll see people parking up on any empty space or pavement

 

7. You look weird if you're not holding at least three ice creams!

 

 

8. Everyone will wear sunglasses day and night, whether it starts to rain or not.

 

 

9. Water fights inclusive of both pistols and bombs are a must!!

 

 

10. The Welsh use oil to get a good tan.

 

 

11. And end up going pink. 

 

 

12. Before peeling and turning white again.

 

 

13. Disposable BBQ's are a must!

 

 

 

14. More than two days of heat is too much!

 

 

15. And we're back to complaining about the sun... until it rains again!