Awkward Exits

Kshhh Kshhhhhh I'm breaking up, Hello? Hello?! Life is full of awkward conversations; No matter who you are or how many people you try to avoid you will eventually end up having one. For those of you who don't know the tricks of the trade in getting away from these is that my phone calling conversations, here's some common ones...

1. Say absolutely nothing for a really long time and ignore everything they say.. they will eventually go away.

2. Pretend you have a really important phone call and must go to that person's rescue immediately... alone

3. Randomly say Goodbye and hope they leave

 

4. Start doing the full bladder dance and head off to the toilet for a really, really long time

5. Pretend to suddenly be ill and stress the importance of going home to bed immediately

6. Know the tell tale signs and run away and hide before they talk to you

7. Forget how to talk English... Je ne comprende English, No spreka ze Englais

 

8. Start talking about something really really boring or offputting... the weather's bad again... i really want to lick your face

9. Put some headphones on and pretend they're not talking

10. Tell it as it is... Stop talking about your life!